MOVIES I GIVE A FORK ABOUT - honest reviews without the hype
Spoiler-safe reviews, with deep dives when it matters, and using a fork-based rating system that cuts through all the marketing and internet noise.
The Fork Rating System
Every movie gets rated the only way that matters — how many forks it’s actually worth.
🍴 One Fork Skip it. Not worth your time unless you’re really bored.
🍴🍴 Two Forks Watchable, but forgettable. Good for background viewing.
🍴🍴🍴 Three Forks Solid and entertaining. Worth your time.
🍴🍴🍴🍴 Four Forks Excellent. Strong recommendation.
🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴 Five Forks Must-watch. Drop everything and press play.
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